natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
In which the Amis put on a production of Hamlet, for some reason!
They’re dramatic enough, but the ghost of the King is totally okay with his own murder and pushing Hamlet to take advantage of the excellent opportunity the current social turmoil present for really IMPRESSIVE social reform; Horatio wants to talk about the importance of international treaty law; Laertes has never been so supportive and …EDUCATIONAL…about his sister’s possible affairs; Ophelia enjoys her death scene way too much; and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are about to steal the whole show and turn it into a two-man Vaudeville and NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHAT VAUDEVILLE IS.
Hamlet’s still not sure how he feels about any of this, what he’s supposed to do about it, or why the ex-King is glowing. So, really, perfect casting.
(He IS sure he’s going to enjoy killing Laertes, though. DARN IT BAHOREL THIS WAS PROBABLY YOUR IDEA QUIT CHANGING YOUR LINES, and where did you even GET those illustrations?!? )
( Combeferre’s technically the director and also Gertrude but practically is busy discussing the various theories surrounding manifestations of spirits. Courfeyrac is playing EVERYONE ELSE, from the first guard to the visiting actors to Polonius to Claudius, because darn it, HE’S JUST THAT GOOD AND HE WON’T HEAR OTHERWISE. Marius Pontmercy Doesn’t Even Go Here, but he’s jokingly been written in as Fortinbras. He might even show up, depending on when the lunch order is ready…)
(special guest appearance by Jehan’s favorite skull as Yorick. Yorick has lines now.)
ACTUAL DRAMA LLAMA COURFEYRAC IN THE BACK THOUGH.
Portraits by: Laura Enrech
clint barton + text posts about dogs